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MattyCollector 2013 Subscriptions: Why I’m Out (UPDATED)

July 27th, 2012

You might remember last year I made an appeal, followed by two of my infamous open letters in support of MattyCollector.com’s Club Infinite Earths, which was created to fill the void left by the de facto cancellation of DC Universe Classics at retail. I, of course, did subscribe. I also subscribed to Club Eternia and Club Ecto-1.

I left the Voltron sub alone.

Now, it’s time to subscribe again and I’ve decided against both the DC and Masters of the Universe clubs. My reasons are different for each club. Let’s handle the easy one first.

Divesting and Doubling Down

June 13th, 2012

If you’ve read me here on AFI since the beginning (which, unbelievable to me, was seven years ago), you know I spent most of my time back in the column days wringing my hands, fretting, and generally hating myself over the number of toys I had and the capricious manner in which I acquired them. Here’s an example, from my very first AFI blog entry, back when us old timers had individual blogs we didn’t maintain.

I’ll wait while you go read it and embarrass me.

I’m not just a Toy Nerd.

June 8th, 2012

I suspect you aren’t, either.

So, in the event we might have some other common ground, I’ll just leave this here and maybe we’ll have someplace else to have fun together, from time to time.

I’m still here. But now I’m there, too.

Hope that’s cool.

-J

Chuckin’ A: Why I’m Happy With Diamond Select Toys

February 27th, 2012

Two years ago, almost to the day, I wrote a piece for Men of Action in which I gave, in no uncertain terms, my opinion of Diamond Select Toys’s handling of their three sci-fi action figure lines: Star Trek, Battlestar Galactica, and Stargate. Unfortunately, I can’t say much has changed for any of those DST properties, but geek culture has.

What the Hell Kind of Masters of the Universe Fan Are You?

February 22nd, 2012

He-Man and I have had a rocky relationship.

Wait. Can we go back? I just… Crap. OK.

In a past post, I asked you to decide which of The Big Three is the all-time biggest non-licensed action figure property; G.I. Joe, Transformers, or Masters of the Universe. Opinion was typically divided, but no one disputed those three properties are, indeed, The Big Three. Joe, BotsnCons, and He-Man have been part of geek culture since the early 80s and, in one form or another, are as powerful and influential as ever.

In one form or another…hmmm…

An Open Letter to My Friend George Lucas…(UPDATED)

September 15th, 2011

Dear George,

When’s it going to stop?

I know it’s a bit convoluted but…

September 7th, 2011

…does the new Thudercats line, and especially the new cartoon, have anyone else missing these guys…

Transformers-The Movie: A JJJ Flashback Review

August 25th, 2011

“Does Prime die…?”

I’ve wanted to do this for a while; take a fresh look at classic nerd movies with the perspectives of time and everything following them.

We’re going to start with a bit of a hybrid.  It’s not only a seminal movie for thirtysomething toy geeks, it’s also one of the lynchpins in the mythos of one of the greatest of action figure brands.  The year was 1986.  The occasion was my best friend’s 12th birthday.  We went to Movieland on Central Avenue in Yonkers, New York and saw…

John Carpenter’s The Ward: The JJJ Review

August 20th, 2011

Norman Bates

Michael Myers

Jason Vorhees

Freddy Krueger

Alice Hudson

No…?

Two Open Letters About Club Infinite Earths

August 11th, 2011

In my last post, I told you all why I’ve subscribed to Club Infinite Earths.  Since then, I’ve seen a lot of conversation about the club here, and elsewhere, and I feel like there’s a crippling amount of cross-talk and misinformation coloring perceptions on all sides of the issue.  So, here are two letters I hope will make things plain to all concerned.

I’ve subscribed to Club Infinite Earths. Here’s why…

August 9th, 2011

The future.

I’m not one to go crazy over the latest virals, but…

May 12th, 2011

…I think I’ve watched/listened to this about 50 times this week.    I realize that means there’s something wrong with me but, in the event you haven’t seen it once yet, I thought I’d give you the opportunity.  Fair warning, a few of the lyrics are …

Masters of the Universe Classics: The Chronology (UPDATED to include Battle Ground Teela, Catra, Clawful, The Faceless One, Panthor, and Sy Klone!!!)

May 2nd, 2011

The following is based entirely on the Masters of the Universe Classics bios and is organized according to the facts contained therein, as well as logical conjecture.  It will continue to grow and evolve as more MOTUC toys are released. I’ll answer any questions you have in the comments section.  Or, you can contact me directly, or follow me, on Twitter. -JJJ

Slogans are not parenting

January 26th, 2011

I’m in Toys R Us yesterday.  Woman and her kid, let’s say he’s seven, dawdle ahead of me.  "Oh, are these the action figures?"  The mother peeks as though there might be consequences.  "Let’s look here." Not wanting to trail them through the collectors’ aisle, I swing round to Transformers/Star Wars.  Woman and child round at the far end and the kid sees something he wants. "No.  You’re not getting that.  No guns."  Mom slips into a familiar declaration.  "We don’t have guns in OUR house."  

Another Open Letter to my Dear Friend Matty

November 2nd, 2010

Dear Matty, You win.         Conditionally. I realized I allowed your continued ineptitude …

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