Nearly every Walmart employee I’ve ever dealt with has acted like they were ticked off about something… no greeting (“Hello, how are you?”), and they don’t even say “thank you” when you buy something. The least they could do is say “Thank you for coming into our crappy store when you could have just as easily gone down the street to Target.”

Now I know why Walmart has those nice little old men and ladies greeting you at the entrance and exit… because the employees on the inside of the store act like total A-holes!

But I guess if I was stuck working at Walmart, I’d have a crappy attitude too.

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I was pushing one quite fast at the crappy Garland Wal-Mart and the wheel suddenly jammed and stopped dead. I kept going, of course, and my bare leg went into the metal crossbar. I cracked my shin so hard, it pushed a dent into my leg and bled through the skin. I blacked out for a second it hurt so bad.

To this day, I have a shallow depression in my shin that has never healed.

Thanks a lot Wal-Mart!

PS The views of this post do not reflect the views of the author when he is a at work, where he loves Walmart® and all it stands for.

Peace,

Chip

There’s still that obscure general store in Montana with 20+ year-old cases waiting to be found…