Dear Mr Toy Otter,

Thank you very much for your generous mini bar fridge. It arrived in a relatively undamaged condition last night at my residence.



I was originally very elated to finally be able to add it to my collection of bar fridges. However, imagine my shock and discontent when I opened the box only to find that it did not, in fact, contain any fridge of any kind, but a whole plethora of colourful plastic alien toys. Like a child at one of those ball-filled playhouses, I had to ruffle through the huge amount of styrofoam peanuts in order to retrieve all of the strange items you sent. Please refer to the images below.






I am utterly bewildered at your behaviour! Is this some sort of prank?

I hope you will send my fridge out soon. In the meantime, I shall place these odd-looking abnormalities together with the first collection of abnormalities that you sent me the first time.

Darren

Please tell me nothing was broken, Please tell me nothing was broken, Please tell me nothing was broken...

Glad it got there ok!

J.

One of the tiny legs on a bunsen burner snapped off. It's still there, and superglue will fix it easily.

The big problem is my fault: I took that usher scooter out of the bubble and started to loosen his joints, when his waist snapped into 2! Apparently it's a QC problem with this figure; others on the pali forums have said similar things have happened to theirs.





Drat.