Dear Mr Toy Otter,
Thank you very much for your generous mini bar fridge. It arrived in a relatively undamaged condition last night at my residence.
I was originally very elated to finally be able to add it to my collection of bar fridges. However, imagine my shock and discontent when I opened the box only to find that it did not, in fact, contain any fridge of any kind, but a whole plethora of colourful plastic alien toys. Like a child at one of those ball-filled playhouses, I had to ruffle through the huge amount of styrofoam peanuts in order to retrieve all of the strange items you sent. Please refer to the images below.
I am utterly bewildered at your behaviour! Is this some sort of prank?
I hope you will send my fridge out soon. In the meantime, I shall place these odd-looking abnormalities together with the first collection of abnormalities that you sent me the first time.