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Jim_Abell
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Post subject: Goodbye, everybody... Posted: Thu Jan 12, 2012 3:52 am |
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| Loose, Missing Package |
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Joined: Sun Nov 04, 2007 6:30 pm Posts: 9640 Location: Cox's Creek, KY
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Received this e-mail this morning, guess my days are numbered... Sky <muhammed.saqeb@yahoo.com> wrote:  Am very sorry for you my friend, is a pity that this is how your life is going to end as soon as you don't comply.As you can see there is no need of introducing myself to you because I don't have any business with you, my duty as I am mailing you now is just to KILL/ASSASSINATE you and I have to do it as I have already been paid for that. Someone you call a friend wants you Dead by all means, and the person have spent a lot of money on this, the person also came to us and told me that he want you dead and he provided us with your name ,picture and other necessary information's we needed about you. So I sent my boys to track you down and they have carried out the necessary investigation needed for the operation on you, and they have done that but I told them not to kill you that I will like to contact you and see if your life is Important to you or not since their findings shows that you are innocent. I called my client back and ask him of you email address which I didn't tell him what I wanted to do with it and he gave it to me and I am using it to contact you now. As I am writing to you now my men are monitoring you and they are telling me everything about you. Now do you want to LIVE OR DIE? As someone has paid us the sum of $15,000usd to kill you and we are willing to tell you that you have to pay us the sum of $5,000usd for the first payment so we can legit your attention so we can forward the tape to you we shall send it through DHl or FedEx for you to view the video and discussion between both of us okay. Get back to me now if you are ready to pay some fees to spare your life, If you are not ready for my help, then I will carry on with my job straight-up. WARNING: DO NOT THINK OF CONTACTING THE POLICE OR EVEN TELL ANYONE BECAUSE I WILL KNOW. REMEMBER, SOMEONE WHO KNOWS YOU VERY WELL WANT YOU DEAD! I WILL EXTEND IT TO YOUR FAMILY, IN CASE I NOTICE SOMETHING FUNNY. DO NOT COME OUT ONCE IT IS 6:16PM UNTIL I MAKE OUT TIME TO SEE YOU AND GIVE YOU THE TAPE OF MY DISCUSSION WITH THE PERSON WHO WANT YOU DEAD AFTER YOU HAVE COMPLIED WITH MY DEMANDS, THEN YOU CAN USE IT TO TAKE ANY LEGAL ACTION.. GOOD LUCK AS I AWAIT YOUR REPLY ATTENTION: IF YOU THINK YOU ARE SMARTER THAN US, YOU CAN GIVE US A TRY DON'T REPLY US BACK AND SEE WHAT WILL HAPPEN TO YOU IN THE NEXT TWO DAYS I PROMISE YOU, YOU WILL BE DEAD.  THE GREAT ASSASIN GROUP OF EXHIBITION...............
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j1h15233
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Post subject: Re: Goodbye, everybody... Posted: Thu Jan 12, 2012 4:44 am |
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Joined: Fri Nov 14, 2008 6:54 am Posts: 11742 Location: College Station, TX
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Well that's the weirdest email I've ever seen.
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The Superfly
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Post subject: Re: Goodbye, everybody... Posted: Thu Jan 12, 2012 6:46 am |
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| wears suits so fine they make Sinatra look like a hobo |
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bnjmnrlyr
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Post subject: Re: Goodbye, everybody... Posted: Thu Jan 12, 2012 7:01 am |
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| Shudders at the Thought of Swamp-Crotch Chafing |
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Joined: Sun Nov 04, 2007 6:30 pm Posts: 7678 Location: Rochester, NY
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That has got to be the greatest spam email EVER.
I can't wait for the Dateline expose on the new "Assassin email scam" ...
Thanks for sharing.
... and just to play along...
I'm not sure that I would be too worried about an assassin that openly blackmails me via email, tells me he will give me a tape of him accepting a kill contract, and then not to notify the police until he gives a time after 6:16. Something tells me his skills aren't up to snuff ...
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Shellhead
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Post subject: Re: Goodbye, everybody... Posted: Thu Jan 12, 2012 8:26 am |
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| Armored Avenger of Arduous Aspirations |
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DAMMIT! That hit on you was supposed to be a secret! I want my money back! 
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alcinde4
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Post subject: Re: Goodbye, everybody... Posted: Thu Jan 12, 2012 11:43 am |
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| willing to display nerd-rage meltdown for custom subnic |
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ROTFLMAO Oh man. I needed that. That was the best laugh I've had in a while.
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The_Donster
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Post subject: Re: Goodbye, everybody... Posted: Thu Jan 12, 2012 1:04 pm |
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I hope my assassin has better use of the english language and proper sentence structure  Good luck Jim, see you on the other side my friend 
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stewbacca
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Post subject: Re: Goodbye, everybody... Posted: Fri Jan 13, 2012 2:01 pm |
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Joined: Sun Nov 04, 2007 6:30 pm Posts: 5110 Location: Shelbyville, KY
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I think its the Fed Ex guy- whos tired of delivering all your damn packages a 1/2 mile up a private dirt driveway.
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xrmc20
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Post subject: Re: Goodbye, everybody... Posted: Fri Jan 13, 2012 2:59 pm |
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| obsolete and uniquely stupid subnic |
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Van Statten
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Post subject: Re: Goodbye, everybody... Posted: Sat Jan 14, 2012 7:17 am |
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Hey Jim... I can make this problem go away for only 2 grand... which beats this assassin's deal!
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GLsector666
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Post subject: Re: Goodbye, everybody... Posted: Sat Feb 18, 2012 5:34 pm |
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I don't often hire hit people, but when I do, I make sure their grammar is flawless. :/
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Dusty
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Post subject: Re: Goodbye, everybody... Posted: Sun Feb 19, 2012 12:47 am |
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Joined: Sun Nov 04, 2007 6:30 pm Posts: 1921 Location: Planet Reach, Coolsville, Metropolis, or Crystal Cove. It depends on the day.
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OMGosh, this is absolutely the most ridiculous SPAM email I have ever seen. But just incase Jim, I am an Ex-Navy SEAL, and can help remove this problem for you for free... yeah free... cause that's how I roll,  D.
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Jim_Abell
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Post subject: Re: Goodbye, everybody... Posted: Tue Sep 25, 2012 3:34 am |
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| Loose, Missing Package |
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Joined: Sun Nov 04, 2007 6:30 pm Posts: 9640 Location: Cox's Creek, KY
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And I just keep pissing people off... Quote: Re: YOU ARE WARNED...!Tuesday, September 25, 2012 2:47 AM From: "Abar Abdullahi" <moniquewamarson@gmail.com> Hello
This is the only way I could contact you for now,I want you to be very careful about this and keep this secret with you until I make out space for us to se. You have no need of knowing who I am or where I am from.I know this may sound very surprising to you but it's the situation.I have been paid some ransom in advance to terminate you with some reasons listed to me by my employer.It's someone I beleive you call a friend, I have followed you closely for a while now and have seen that you are innocent of the accusations he leveled against you.Do not contact the police or try to send a copy of this to them,because if you do, I will know,and I might be pushed to do what I have been paid to do.Besides, this is the ist time I turn out to be a betrayer in my job.I took pity on you,that is why I have made up my mind to help you if you are willing to help yourself.
Now listen,I will arrange for us to see face to face,but before that, I need $12,000. I will come to your home or you determine where you wish we meet;I repeat, do not arrange for the cops and if you play hard to get, it will be extended to your family.Do not set any camera to cover us or set up any tape to record our conversation, my employer is in my control now. Payment details will be provided for you to make a part payment of $5000 first,which will serve as gurantee that you are ready to you co-orperate,then i will post a copy of the video tape that contains his request for me to terminate you which will be enough evidence for you to take any legal action against him before he employs another person for the job. You will pay the balance of $7000 once you receive the tape.
Warning; do not contact the police, make sure you stay indoors once it is 7.30pm until this whole thing is sorted out,if you neglect any of these warnimgs, you will have yourself to blame. You do not have much time, so get back to me immediately
Note:I will advise you keep this to yourself alone, not even a friend or a family member should know about it because it could be one of them.
Abar Team Kee
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bnjmnrlyr
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Post subject: Re: Goodbye, everybody... Posted: Tue Sep 25, 2012 4:29 am |
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Joined: Sun Nov 04, 2007 6:30 pm Posts: 7678 Location: Rochester, NY
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Jim, what kind of shenanigans do you get yourself into?
I mean, c'mon man, I understand someone taking a hit out on you once (with an assassin that is willing to double cross his employer even, lucky you), but for it to happen twice!!! .. with another turncoat mercenary ?????
If it wasn't so obviously a spambot type thing I would accuse you of having some friends with a very warped sense of humor.
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