Metron's Chair – the Redux
September 26, 2011

A quick refresher: AFi’s own, Vader, has created a Web site that aims to convince Mattel to add light-up features to the upcoming Mobius Chair that will be packed with DC Universe Classics fan’s choice Metron. Take note, corporate execs, the facebook page has three quarters of a hundred likes! Regardless, I had to ask in my last installment: what’s wrong with the chair Metron already has? Or should I say: “chairs”? You guys made some fun suggestions for alternate divan options. Well, obviously I had nothing better to do than get sucked back into a Metron’s Chair wormhole. So here ya go Fourth World nerds . . .


Danny "CantinaDan" Neumann
Action figure anthropologist, Professor Cantina Dan Neumann has been a scholastic contributor to the online community studying the complex world of parumplasticus populus {little plastic people} since the turn of this millenium. His primary focus is the visual cataloging of species exhibits through photo-journalism.
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  • Sector1014 says:

    Make it so! I don’t even care, I leave the lid down! Darkseid’s treachery!

  • Vader says:

    “Take note, corporate execs, the facebook page has three quarters of a hundred likes!”

    Isn’t that great? There’s at least that number of people who don’t want their exclusive accessory to be just some hollow-ish piece of plastic!


  • bnjmnrlyr says:


    that’s the word of the day … AAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!

    I love that he left the lid down, just like my son at 2 in the morning …

  • Mrs. Pretticute says:

    Metron is clearly uncomfortable as captain of the starship Enterprise and he stands at the can like a drunken frat boy trying not to fall in face first but marveling at the water show he’s created by peeing on the lid of the toilet seat. But then there’s Chairy… so loving.. so nurturing to an obviously distraught Metron. He’s like a babe in arms. I think he’s found his true Chair. Metron owes you a debt of gratitude Danny.

  • demoncat says:

    lol love how Metron seems to not like the captains chair . and metron peeing on the toliet shows that even the new gods have to answer natures call. plus love how he seems to enjoy being in Chairee’s arms. and cool the face book page has that many likes for after all the power of the net has a way of aiding companies like Mattel in making things like dc classics the best it can be.

  • JLH1974 says:

    The Playhouse’s Chairy! LOVE IT!

  • Clutch says:

    Love the pics. Metron is a lonely guy, so maybe Chairy could play Nova to his Galactus.

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