Ten years to be exact. That’s when I left the oil fields (where I was shooting industrial video) and entered the world of product design. I got really lucky, having made some contacts through Raving Toy Maniac when I was running it with Eric G. Myers, to somehow stumble into a new career despite having zero experience and minimal skills at the time. What I did have was a crazy passion for the toy industry. And I think my boss saw that, and took a chance on me. We were a small start-up agency at first, and chased every opportunity we could come across. Of course, I was happy to be designing crap for A Bug’s Life and Dairy Queen’s Arctic Extreme toys but if you had asked me what I really would like to be working on, super heroes or action figures would have topped my list.
Well, except for Star Wars, that is. In 1998 I was just about the biggest Star Wars nerd around. Not only was I writing about the toys for RTM and hitting Toy Fair and SDCC, but my new co-worker, Steve Ross, was just as big of a nerd as me. Every day at lunch we’d hit Target or TRU trying to find the latest and greatest that Kenner and Galoob had to offer. Our offices were decorated solid with Star Wars. It was always at the forefront of our minds. And then one day our CEO told us that Pepsi wanted us to pitch some ideas of what promotional merchandise they could do for Episode One.
To say we were excited is an understatement. However, there were a few problems. One, since we were not yet an approved vendor to Lucasfilm, we had to use the Original Trilogy to concept with as we couldn’t be shown anything from Episode One. Lucasfilm would review our concepts and let us know if anything could apply to the new movie (this was a painful process that involved discarding far more ideas than the ones that were kept). Two, it was only a year away from the release of Episode One, and most manufacturing lead times were anywhere from 18-12 months to get the product made and to stores. But beggars can’t be choosers, and we hit the ground running.
All told, we cranked out well over 100 concepts that were taken to final art, and easily 300 that didn’t make it that far. No part of Star Wars was too small to think about, no character too minor. I’ve never had a situation before or since where someone said to take your favorite subject and do whatever you want with it. Nothing was too crazy or expensive to try.
We even tried to make a big Jabba the Hutt beanbag chair; one prototype was made and it sat in our conference room for many years. Now Gus Lopez owns it. Anyway, I’m not sure I’ve ever had more fun bouncing ideas back and forth where the conversations usually involved talking about how Darth Vader’s mouth had that cow-catcher looking mesh piece that really looked like it could be the door on a gumball machine. Or wondering it it was possible to build a real kid sized Land Speeder? Or thinking, wouldn’t it be cool to have a giant plush Wampa standing in your living room?
It was that last thought that led us to present a giant plush Wampa and a life-like shaggy Chewbacca to Lucasfilm in one batch of concepts. They weren’t so keen on Chewbacca, but they did have this new big sidekick named Jar Jar. And a cool new villain named Darth Maul. So, long story short, we ended up making four life size characters: Jar Jar, Maul, Yoda, and Watto. I got to go to Skywalker Ranch a few times, got to see The Phantom Menace early, and because we had to manufacture them all in half the time an action figure takes, I had to go live in China for a few months at the factory, teaching them how to paint Jar Jar’s ears just right. By the end of the thing, I was all Star Wars’d out!
So why is this post in the "Rejected!" category? Well, when I was unpacking some boxes after my recent move, I found a bunch of copies of our original concepts. Sadly, pretty much our entire creative team moved on not long after that but I think those guys were pound for pound pretty much the most talented folks I’ve ever worked with. So I want to give them their due by showing just a few of the nutty ideas that we pitched. I’ll probably have another round of these later, but these were really some of my favorites. And even ten years later, only a few of these ideas have shown up as products (You’d think someone else would have thought of them in all this time). We all touched every concept in some way, but the main guys who did these were Michael Hawkins, Steve Ross, me, and Kerry Gammill. And pretty much all of the really great ideas were by Steve Ross, who is probably the most creative person I’ll ever know. So without further ado…
UPDATED: Additional comments from me have been added here!
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Bantha Slippers
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AT-AT Chair Caddy
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 Cloud City Desk Lamp
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 Planet Inflatables
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 Death Star Dartboard
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 Galactic Game Trophies
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 Jabba the Hutt Beanbag
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 Death Star Grill
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 Darth Vader Gumball Machine
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 Star Wars Foosball
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 Han in Carbonite Mini-Fridge
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 Princess Leia Headphones
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 Cockpit Sun Shade
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Jedi Mood Ring
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Desktop Scenescape
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 R2-D2 Slide Projector
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 Jabba Stress Squishie
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 TaunTaun Suit
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Pictures cannot be used without expresswritten permission. All images © 1999 TIC TOC, Lucasfilm, Pepsi, andwhoever else might have been involved.
What ever happened to Darth Vader Father’s Day Cards?
I saw someone with a TaunTaun Suit at the 1981 Worldcon.
Great stuff. I would have also suggested a Tauntaun sleeping bag. Unzip it’s tummy and stay warm for the night
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That Jabba bean bag chair kicks ass!! I want one of those.
I would purchase the han mini fridge today
Jason got Farked.
I luv it.
Great article. When I think of all the things we saw that will never see the light of day (like some of the Art Asylum stuff for Marvel) I just about want to cry.
Of course, then there is the case of re-using the Iron Man molds to make extremely weird other characters, so maybe it is all for the best.
Kudos Otter! (and thanks for the name check…I’m still lurking ….bwahahahahaha!)
Those are totally cool.
I have a ton of geek friends. This stuff would definitely sell. And think of the killing you’d make at total geekfests like DragonCon where there are hundreds of thousands of geeks all in one place looking for nostalgic reminders of their heroes, for example.
Thanks for sharing these.
Hopefully one day someone will see the light and take them to market.
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I would TOTALLY buy a Cloud City desk lamp.
Wow! How were these not made? I know at least a dozen people that would buy everything on that list. Come on Lucas, make this stuff!
Ummmm, OK, so you’d be more of an inaction figure if you hung out with us, but I had to let you know that there are less-frightening bean bags out there than Jabba. Sorry, scary. To see a few of them, check out the: Bean Bag Zone!
A Galaxy of Would-Be Toys…
Bantha slippers. Han Solo in Carbonite Mini-Fridge. And the Death Star Grill….
Very imaginative ideas. I can see why several were rejected. You take pieces of known characters and change them into something totally unrelated. The At At is a stationary domesticated dog. Only the head of R2 becomes a projector. And, how fearsome is the head of Darth Vader as a gumball machine. It is like he was conquored and, in death, is only good for dispensing gum.
Critisism aside, the sunshade is gold. So are the trophies. Love the Leia headphones. BUT, maybe in the original run these could have made great novelties. Perhaps now, they just “dilute” the brand. IMO.
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Can’t believe there’s not more love for the Death Star grill!
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Love the DEATH START GRILL! Genius!
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THE BANTHA SLIPPERS RULE!
http://www.phatbenetar.blogspot.com/
Boy does this post bring back a lot of memories. I worked for a marketing agency, on the creative side, that put together Pepsico’s pitch to Lucas Films to sign on to the re-release of the original trilogy and the Prequels.
We went through a lot of the same exercises. My favorite rejected idea was for Dark Side Doritos – made with blue corn tortilla chips. We had about 30 bags made up for the initial presentation.
The trip I made to Lucas Ranch will always be one of the highlights of my career. (Yes. I’m that much of nerd too.)
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Where’s the petition to sign for these? I would seriously drop hundreds of dollars on many of these items. Such a shame they’ll never see the light of day.
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ohh man I’ll take 1 death star grill, the AT-AT chair caddy and the cloud city desklamp.
soo when can I have them
on the other hand some of these items definitely shouldn’t see the light of day, aka Jedi mood ring, scenescape thingy.. etc..
mmm… now i possibly know who designed the R2-D2 pepsi display cooler that i took home after the promotion was over. the local pepsi distributor didn’t want it back, so i asked for it. it’s just a regular cylindrical display cooler with a specially designed wrap and stickers on the clear plastic bubble top, but i get many “awe cools” and “how much you want for it” comments. i currently use it as a clothes hamper.
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can you imagine cooking burgers
on that awesome death star grill??
your grilling a burger and you can say:
“the force is strong with this one”
aha(:
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I like the Star Wars Foosball, Death Star Grill, the Jabba the Hutt Beanbag, but on the flip side that Jedi Mood Ring should never have been thought of.
My website will be up soon. Any ways the ideas are good but there’s something still missing that would really attract people. The lamp is the best idea out of those(my oppinion),and the others are a little too scary for kids or people that are not die hard STAR WARS fans. a Luke Skywalker with a blazing laser sword that talks and say may the force be with you or somthin of that nature… may love be the key to combat evil!!
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I really love the Jabba Stress Squishie! It’d be awesome if his eyes and tongue bulged as you squeezed, just like when Leia strangled Jabba, hehee…
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Alot of these concepts are absolutely AMAZING. They should actually make some of them.
You know they’re interesting ideas when you can’t decide on a favorite. But after much humming and hawing, I’m going to go with the mood ring.
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Oh, the mood ring deserves much more love than it’s getting. And I want that dartboard. Sweetness!
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The cloud city lamp is amazing… I want IT ….
Ilove the AT caddie, great work, sad they are not produced….
it any cloud city lamp is around think about me.